Legs Nose Robinson - The Doctor Is a Ladies Man

The doctor is a ladies man
At least that's what I'm told
He's got two hearts
And twice as much
As most men down below
Well you might ask,
"Doctor of what?"
Well the truth is nobody knows

A suit too tight
His hair a fright
And those time lord pheramones
And all the ladies go:
"Ain't noboby do like who do
Who knew that he knew that voodoo

Who knew
Ain't nobody do like who do
Who knew that who knew that voodoo
Who knew"
He knows how to do, woo!
He offers you time
He offers you space
He's a ladies man
Never comes early
Never comes late
Screwdriver in hand
From pompadour
To marilyn monroe
They line up in droves

Doctor who?
Now nobody knows
He's a ladies man
He's a ladies man
He takes them in his big blue box
He takes them for a ride
He makes them gasp and scream and shout
From some place deep inside
Once you get inside his ship
It gets bigger don't you know
So please step back
No need to act

Just watch that sonic grow
And all the ladies say,
"Ain't noboby do like who do
Who knew that who knew that voodoo
Who knew"
Gotta love that sonic screw, woo!
He offers you time
He offers you space
He's a ladies man
Never comes early

Never comes late
Screwdriver in hand
From pompadour
To marilyn monroe
They line up in droves
Doctor who?
Yeah nobody knows
He's a ladies man
Ahh man
He offers you time
He offers you space
He never comes early

Never comes late
From pompadour
To marilyn monroe
They line up in droves
Doctor who
Now everyone knows
He's a ladies man
Doctor who

Now everyone knows
He's a ladies man
Doctor who
Now everyone knows
He's a ladies man
Ahh man
He's a ladies man!